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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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