I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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