her vagine was all disorganized.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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