ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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