Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Randomize
