I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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