i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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