Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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