big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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