Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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