and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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