So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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