I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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