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(586): View more from Michigan

Porn is love you can see.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?

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(510): View more from California

I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series

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(217): View more from Illinois

he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.

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(419): View more from Ohio

A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.

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Haha did she know what fisting meant?

(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.

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(949): View more from California

I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?

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