In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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