i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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