Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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