apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
