you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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