we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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