I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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