Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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