actually, I'm a sock model
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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