Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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