hotel room ftw
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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