So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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