Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
just tell him i said nine months
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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