hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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