dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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