its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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