The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
