Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You made out with two different species that night
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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