It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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