Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Randomize
