So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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