it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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