i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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