Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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