There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
im about as happy as oj after his trial
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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