Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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