He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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