Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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