It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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