I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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