so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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