At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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