Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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