): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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