So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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