Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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